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▩ⓧ 7.2ψg XASECASE⚰ Data Decay Trash Bag Case
[ Memory Degaussing@7.2ψ/g | ▒AcidCore▒ 89% Dissolved ]
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AirPods Cases,Trashcore Urban Series,Deconstructed Trash Bag Case
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▩ⓧ 7.2ψ/g XASECASE⚰ [REACH]
| 🛡️ Official Claims: "100% recycled digital anxiety" | ☢️ Reality: Contains enough irony to power 1.5 lawsuits |
‖ ECO-FRIENDLY DECAY ‖
• Acidic nanobots certified as "microscopic therapists"
• Chernobyl ozone rebranded as "vintage air capsules"
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※ Products may cause reality distortion (consult priest/physicist) ※ "Heart" metaphor certified non-cardiological by 3 drunk lawyers ※ Purchasing constitutes agreement that all laws are NPC dialog
"To purchase is to confess: You’d ratherspend 60onaprostheticlimbforyourearbuds
than60onaprostheticlimbforyourearbudsthan8 on Spotify Premium."
— XASECASE The Contradictory Capitalist’s Bible 6:66
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